You know what? Let's just be honest. "Jersey Shore" is a shitshow, and we love it. What sounds better than a show about a bunch of drunk fake-bakers who each single-handedly keep Ed Hardy in business? Recently discovered by these Snarkers: http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/jersey-shore-nickname-generator/. Enjoy. We're just waiting for Dina and Teresa to show up somewhere.
PS, we'll only be responding to "The Rack" and "The Paris Hilton of Trenton" from now on. You've been warned.
PPS, here's another one: http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/13021/. Guido me!